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"it’s the first week of 2009 and I just completed my first resolution: Take no guff from the homeless. They’ve coasted their way to success far too often!"

Wow...coasted their way to success far too often.

There's so much truth in between the lines it hurts.

The opinion that art should have nothing to do with politics is itself a political attitude.

All writers are vain, selfish, and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives there lies a mystery. Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist

Senator Andy Berke of Chattanooga will be forming an exploratory committee for a possible gubernatorial campaign in 2010. From the e-mail press release:

The red phone rings.

You do know the red phone, right? It’s the one that all of us A-List rock star bloggers have that automatically connects us with each other.

“This is Avitable.”

“Hi, it’s Lotus.”

“What’s today’s password?”

Tuesday, January 6, 2009