Sarcastic Mom
Haiku To Help Ivy
I like banana wheat, with syrup.
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Fat floats.
We all know this, right? Fat, a lipid, is less dense than water… so it floats.
I know this. I really do.
But I was still excited at the astonishing sight I beheld in the bathtub Sunday night.
Do you put your [bleep]s on the table?
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Braden likes to pull his cute, little, bare feet up on the table during dinner and say, “fits!” He is very proud that he is correctly naming them and getting away with putting his feet on the table all at the same time. I try to be hardcore and not smile and coo at how cute he is.
Oh, noes! I have to stop being a lazy douche???
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Looks like it, since the new Blissfully Domestic
One ‘o them quickies.
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Just a quick post to tell you that the Back to School Event at Mommies United has been extended a whole week.
Weekly Winners August 24 - 30
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All photos taken with a
Kodak Easyshare DX7630
The total cop-out post.
Group Haiku Jumble!
Psssssssst…
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I have a Quirkee article about how much I just looooove driving in this week’s Quirkee Edition.
And I totally got the featured spot at the top of the page this time! I CAN HAS BIG FAT EGO!?
Keep my head nice and swollen by giving me comment love, aight? <3 * (that’s a kiss, not a butthole, btw)



