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Steeplechase Trash

Submitted by Christian Grantham on May 9, 2008 - 4:14pm.

Garrigan has obviously been to enough of these to know something about the "inbred monied elite" who attend.

If you don't have an aversion to animal cruelty, then consider the portable potties, which are often positioned beyond a well-traveled swath of mud; the inbred monied elite who, what with their plastic surgery and creepy smiles, look like Appalachians in linen; and the overabundance of dirty feet, which happen when the younger attendees abandon their open-toed contraptions for a more carefree existence.

There's always the Nashville Zombie Walk.

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