pimps

Well, for those wingnuts out there who think Obama is secretly in cahoots with the Prime Minister of Kenya, it appears you have more circumstantial evidence to reinforce your claims...

A whole new (empty) cottage industry is popping up as foreclosure pimps swoop in on abandoned homes in California:

I'm sure Grumpy McSame justifies this to himself with something along the lines of, "Hey, I know whose side I'm on - and it sure ain't the Russkies - so what does it matter my top adviser on the subject pimps himself out for a little coin?" And that's part of why Mr.

Professional Mexicans do not have gold teeth.

The world's oldest profession - and the most highly prized "trophy" of some of that profession's clientèle - goes high-tech, but not without risk...

I suspect this activity will increase, too, given the current state of the economy and the difficulty in finding employment for the younger among us.

Dear Sorority Girls,

Let me just take this opportunity to welcome you home for the summer. I know college has been tough, what with the Pimps and Prosititutes socials, the tanning bed sessions, and the binging and purging. I'm so glad you have a few months to kick back and relax.

Hockey is for white guys.
Basketball is for black guys.
Golf is for white guys dressed like pimps. 
                                    – Tiger Woods

Couple of big weeks for fans of all three sports:

New Zealand stopped jailing persons engaged in "the world's oldest profession" five years ago, and studies now show that the industry (which, of course, existed in full force prior to the legislative change) has changed very little, with a few positives in the mix:

New Zealand stopped jailing persons engaged in "the world's oldest profession" five years ago, and studies now show that the industry (which, of course, existed in full force prior to the legislative change) has changed very little, with a few positives in the mix: