freak

This is not some expose on a online dating site. This is, rather, a more truthful response to the extensive profile I filled out on the aforementioned dating site earlier today.

Who I am and who I am looking for:

Apparently it was August 20, 1991 when I drove up to Orlando for the first lollapalooza, which I bring up to tell again about the pre-show activities, when I ate some acid with a random hardcore freak I met in line — who actually said his name was

It has been more than 7 months since I posted some of the search engine terms that people use to get to this here blog. In the past these have been downright frightening. Today I expect no less.

freak boobs
hit in the testicles
titties and beer
boys peeing
walmart hell
how racist is tennessee?

The question still remains, who?JonBenet was killed in 1996, sparking a nationwide furor and, almost immediately, speculation focused on John Ramsey, Patsy Ramsey, JonBenet's brother, and that mysterious 'construction worker' John felt sorry for and hired to do some remodeling work around his home earlier that year (I'm going on memory here...) Then, there was some sort of freak who 'confessed',

A few weeks ago I pointed out that Barack Obama carries around a miniature statue of Hanuman, a god of strength in Hinduism. Well, it appears some Indians picked up on it as well:

Wow... not exactly the start I was hoping for the freak! It is Kearse's first offense, regardless not something I would think someone that wanted to restart their career would want attached to them. I doubt Fish will do anything probably just a slap on the wrist but we'll have to wait and see.... I wanna hear what you guys think of this....

Cheryl tagged me for this meme, I think I’ve done it before but I thought I’d see if I could come up with more random things about myself.

Jevon Kearse was a guest on NFL Tuesday this afternoon on 104.5 The Zone.  He talked about how motivated he is coming off of what happened in Philadelphia.  He says he is healthy and ready to be an every down player.  When Jim Wyatt asked him to predict how many sacks he would have he responded with something like this (it is a paraphrase):

• Chrysalis lost $25.7 million in the seven months ending in February 2008. Revenues were down $800,000 to $56.6 million. The company spent $1.78 million on advisers in its bid to be acquired and took at $23.3 million charge in a buyout of its pension scheme.