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So, we’re driving along and the nephew announces, “I see something black!”
“Is it a red door painted black?”
“No, it’s God.”
“God is in the car.”
“No, God’s clothes.”
“God’s a ninja?”
“Yep. Hei-ya!”
having a stroke
In Which I Almost Die of a Stroke
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Posted on June 30, 2008 - 3:27pm at Tiny Cat Pants
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What If I Can’t Find Everything?
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Posted on June 10, 2008 - 1:06pm at Tiny Cat Pants
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I’m about having a stroke. I don’t know. Maybe it’s too much caffeine, but this house stuff is making me sick to my stomach. I mean, I have no reason to doubt that everything’s fine. It’s just that there’s so much to pull together, so much stuff I don’t know if I can put my hands on quickly. Or at all.
