punchline

Recently we told you that one of the editors at The Tennessean was suspended after Metro vice officers nabbed him in a sting at a hotel. We didn’t name the poor sap, because we figured he had his David Vitter moment and that was enough. Why humiliate the guy any further?

In my efforts to prove that John Rich is a more annoying boil on the butt of Nashville than Kix Brooks, I went to his website.

Where he has a song…

About John McCain.

Holy cow!  Tim Chavez got the New York Times to cover Juana Villegas DeLaPaz’s story.  Wow.

Every once in a while I must call Mack and ask him a question, like “What does ‘es mucho hombre esta mujer’ mean?” and he pauses like he can’t quite decide if I’m asking him to translate the punchline to an old dirty joke or if I’m asking something serious.

If you’ve ever worked in publishing, you know the old joke that everyone’s an art director. Because everyone knows what he likes

The doctor just put me on the Do or Die Diet. You can imagine what fun I had late this afternoon, getting that news.

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I wonder what the office will be like this morning.

I suspect folks will be a little bit on edge, due to the Governor's projected layoffs. I'm probably pretty secure, but I must admit it's not a pleasant feeling.

BTW: the punchline is, "Relax, you're two tents.".