franklin police

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was there , when Franklin PD dropped the ball on crime , again. There's a vehicle that Franklin Police claim is not in their data base. This vehicle is suspected of being involved in a series of home break ins. Detective Black was informed of the vehicle's where abouts , butt , he was more concerned about his freshly made French La ' ette el B'you.

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was there , when Franklin PD dropped the ball on crime , again. There's a vehicle that Franklin Police claim is not in their data base. This vehicle is suspected of being involved in a series of home break ins. Detective Black was informed of the vehicle's where abouts , butt , he was more concerned about his freshly made French La ' ette el B'you.

Franklin , Tennessee - late one night , the bares came out to party. It turned into one ugly bare assed train. BVD saw it all. He goes to the eye doctor later today.

BVD : Oh man , I'll never be able to see again
Jerry : Just what exactly do you think you saw ?

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD made the rounds , ass Williamson Countians cast their votes for sheriff and the other candidates , who have not campaigned , butt , want the votes , none the less. Also , voters get to decide on who stays or not , when some one else is gone. I would tell you more here , butt , there's been no effort to explain , before voters vote.