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Despite the real possible of rising deficits, the fiscally conservative Blue Dog caucus will have Barack Obama’s back on his stimulus package:

and if vacancies happen by resignation, or otherwise, during the recess of the legislature of any state, the executive thereof may make temporary appointments until the next meeting of the legislature, which shall then fill such vacancies.

Some Austin East football players have been charged with some pretty serious shoplifting (a heckuva lot more than a pack of gum at Weigels).

They've got the state championship quarter final game Friday.

Should they be allowed to play?

Don't eat your boogers!

Please don't touch that dead animal.

You want ketchup on your applesauce?

Don't lick the lollipop after giving the dog a lick!

Why would you eat glue?! Don't do that!

Jessica Simpson has been known to push alot of products, including Proactiv and Liquid Ice Gum. Now, the country artist has turned to beer. Simpson is the spokesperson for "Stampede Light Plus". She'll appear in ads for the "vitamin beer"...

Well, not really. But damn. This afternoon I took a half day off work and headed over to my dentist, the same one who I got my Invisalign through, for a little something I like to call HAVING MY GUMS LASERED OFF.