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I wrote the headline up there hoping for inspiration.  I feel quite vapid tonight - my only inspiration so far is that my nails are too long to type without errors.  The good ol’ pink and whites have become a pain in da butt and I’m about to get the clippers and get rid of them.

Investigation continues into the traffic death of Ahmed Ali Elmi, 31, of Nashville, who was killed Saturday morning north of Shelbyville, police say. Shelby Tyson, 17, Carr Creek Road, was seriously...

A Wartrace man died early Monday afternoon when his Suzuki SV6 motorcycle collided with a Tyson feed truck at 5099 Highway 64 east, in front of the Jimmy Hawkins Farm.
John Stanley Douglas, 46, was...

I am dog sitting Kathy Tyson’s dogs and coco wants to say hi to all peeps.
 

That, for me, is what makes it real.  I don’t know why, but getting the keys seemed pretty ordinary.  When he handed over the garage door openers, that’s when I almost lost it.  How weird is it to be a person who owns a garage door opener?

Last week, I wrote that Tyson should compromise on the holiday uproar.

Southern Beale is reporting that they have.

After catching flack from the Muslim-haters in outter wingnuttia for changing its holiday policy to accommodate Muslim workers, the Tyson plant in Shelbyville, TN, has changed its policy yet again.

The Tyson plant in Shelbyville has reversed its decision about offering Eid-al-Fitr as a paid holiday to its Muslim employees...sort of:

Shelbyville Times Gazette Editor John Carney doesn’t understand folks who get angry with publications just for reporting a story: