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Recently received my digital TV converter box. Ordered a $40 coupon from the Feds which took several weeks to receive. Then ordered the box from Radio Shack which cost me $25 additional and took a week to receive by mail. The setup was very easy. The rabbit ears plug into the box, then the box plugs into the tv through a video cable (yellow, red, white).

IN OUR OWN HOME!

WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE.

OUR FAMILY IS DEPENDENT ON HIM. WE ARE EMOTIONALLY PARALYZED AND UNABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT HIM.

OUR CAPTOR -- THE CULPRIT -- SO INNOCENT LOOKING:

IS A GREEN FUZZY SEA TURTLE.

This is actually pretty funny, and I’m almost certain it’s a parody. The problem is that this is exactly what young B. Hussein Obama supporters sound like when CNN shoves their high-powered microphones in their acne-riddled faces.

The AP:

Today is the birthday of iconic writer Beatrix Potter, InEntertainment reports.

And they still want to sell wine in their stores:

We no longer have rabbit ears on our TVs, rotary phones, and crank windows in our cars for a reason. It’s time for Tennessee’s liquor laws to keep pace with the times.

When a homeschooler--who stepped ahead of the constituents and