lips

Something so terrible and humiliating happened to me today that I won’t even bring it up, except to mention it obliquely here, to remind myself in the future, so that, if there comes a time when I need to look back and wonder “When did I lose control of my life?” I will know it was today.

Read his lips:

Sen. Jim Webb: “Last week I communicated to Senator Obama and his presidential campaign my firm intention to remain in the United States Senate…Under no circumstances will I be a candidate for Vice President.”

I was sitting in the backyard with Legba. It was late and we were enjoying what was probably one of the last remaining nights of the year when everything was still lush and yet the weather wasn't unbearably hot.

A small, squat woman leaned over my gate and waved.

"Yoohoo! Hellooo!"

Seems The Politics of Hope and Change wants a streetfight before he can make it to the convention.

John McCain last night said that Hillary Clinton hasn't been given the respect she deserves. I wonder if this is his definition of respect:

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno."

I found the idea of writing a six sentence story so enjoyable last time (by the way, it was published at the official six sentence site here), that I’ve tried my hand at a few more.

It never takes three-year-old Ward very long to break something when he comes over to play.