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Driving under the influence of a poodle

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Posted on October 5, 2008 - 1:10pm at Atwood Zoo
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I think we need to have a new law designed to improve public safety.

We need to immediately enact a law to cut down on "DUI-P."

DUI-P is "Driving under the influence of a poodle." I did not become completely aware of this acute problem until last week when I was substitute car-pooling for The Beautiful Bride.

Hot Mamas Know How to Fight the Frump While They Rawk That Baby Bump!

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Posted on August 22, 2008 - 7:45am at Fussypants
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Fight the Frump While They Rawk That Baby Bump!

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Posted on August 22, 2008 - 7:45am at Fussypants
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Straight Talk Express bus takes out minivan

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Posted on August 7, 2008 - 8:45am at JimVoorhies.com
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Yep. One of John McCain’s “Straight Talk Express” busses made an unscheduled stop this morning after it ran over a parked minivan. Apparently straight talking doesn’t include making wide turns. http://www.local10.com/news/17113919/detail.html 

Garden of Breeden

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Posted on July 23, 2008 - 7:02am at Nashville Scene - Bites
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Illegals… Stabbing The Unwed Mothers That Americans Won’t Stab

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Posted on July 15, 2008 - 9:14am at Six Meat Buffet
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None of the news sources I’ve read will verify whether or not Jesus Humberto Canales has a green card, but I’m going to make an unfair assumption here and see how the fuzzy dice land on this one. If you happen to see Jesus driving around in his bronze minivan, do humanity a favor and shoot him on sight.

Thanks for the Money...Can I Send it Back to China?

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Posted on May 8, 2008 - 2:03pm at An American Front Porch
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I need a new car

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Posted on May 2, 2008 - 3:03pm at Jonathan Hickman
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I need a new car.

Fish & Bitch

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Posted on April 22, 2008 - 9:08pm at Nashville Scene - Bites
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My Wife Can Beat Your Wife In Tetris

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Posted on March 23, 2008 - 10:10pm at Shlog
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We’re heading back to Texas with more stuff - a lot more stuff - than we came here with.  Thank God I married well.  The woman has skillz.

Behold.

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