southerner

When I was a kid, I had a friend, K. whose dad was an urepentant Southerner in the middle of Illinois married to a woman with the same name as his mother, which was a pretty uncommon name.  K’s mom, the aforementioned woman, was one of the first people who talked to me like an adult, not a kid.  I’ve always been grateful for that.

Ilissa Gold is calling on Democratic party fat

From Congressional Quarterly:

I was walking down the sidewalk earlier, and, I noticed some crows flying around, squawking loudly.

Another lady noticed them, too, and, she spent a lot of time staring at them intently.

I was walking toward her, and, we acknowledged each other and she offers, "I think they're making babies."

Being the polite Southerner (and kray-zee magnet) that I am, I responded with something insightful such as, "They sure are

Now, I don't reckon if y'all are true Southerners y'all should take offense to this. Just a little Sunday humor.

Don't know where it originated. If y'all know, keep me informed.

The North has Bloomingdales, the South has Dollar General.

The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.

FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .
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If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this", you should stay out of the way. Thes