plastic surgery

I was on the elliptical machine at the YMCA here in Kokomo, IN today. I was listening to the new Counting Crows record on my ipod while the tv in front of me was tuned to the Montel Williams show. The closed captioning was on so I could read the conversation as I worked out.

First, kudos to all the men who danced last night. Even the ones I thought wouldn't do well actually worked hard and tried.

Adam Carolla is an example of a clown who I thought would fumble his way through this and not really try. I was wrong. Although he isn't very good, he has room to grow.

Ron White is one of my favorite comedians.  Sometimes he does a routine about how we humans have managed to fix a lot of things about ourselves that we don't like-- such as plastic surgery, false teeth, corrective eye surgery instead of glasses, hearing aids, etc.  Then he says after a pregnant pause "but you can't fix stupid."

Ron White is one of my favorite comedians.  Sometimes he does a routine about how we humans have managed to fix a lot of things about ourselves that we don't like-- such as plastic surgery, false teeth, corrective eye surgery instead of glasses, hearing aids, etc.  Then he says after a pregnant pause "but you can't fix stupid."

I went upstairs looking for the cat and found something that kept me occupied for a good hour.  I used to play with these things for hours on end when I was a kid.  We had a Holiday Inn, a McDonalds, a campground, a farm, a playground, and some Sesame Street stuff.  The only thing I didn’t have that I really wanted was the Fisher Price Castle.

Anyway, let’s look in on the folks still living in the Holiday Inn, shall we?  We have to travel through a scary forest

I’m getting my political happy dance on today as I’m sure some of you are.

My bold non-observations:

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