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Before I spiral off on my rant, I want everyone to know I agree with Barack Obama that kids should not be used for political promotion, beyond the family portrait of one form or another. Show the picture of the happy family at most, and then leave them alone.

There is a problem in drawing the line with the Sarah Palin family, however, and I can't put my pencil on the wispy line between Sarah's

This was in an email Qtrax sent to users yesterday:

Pawnbroke , in Williamson County , Tennessee - BVD was enjoying the sights to see while Sunday driving , when he spotted Tim Taylor for Sheriff , standing at a road crossing , surrounded by dozens of campaign signs and holding a Beane Weene can full of pencils.

BVD : Hey Tim , Tim Taylor , how ya doin man ? What brings you so far out into the county ?

“I‘m going to make this pencil disappear” is one of the best lines uttered by a villain in a movie. Heath Ledger said it, and introduces the creepiest villain I’ve seen in a movie in a long, long time.

Just a few Nashville-y things I wanted to mention:

Ok. I received the following email:

"You are so Shelbyville if ... you think horsepower means you get the best seats at The Celebration ... "You are so Shelbyville if ... your banks only take checks written in pencil because they want...

In the last month, I’ve written a couple of drafts that didn’t take off. I just couldn’t wrap my mind around them enough to bring a post together. I guess I should have just packed it in and gone and gotten a pack of Velveeta and Big Cherokee tablet with a #2 pencil while drowning [...]

I was trying to buy some makeup and noticed that everyone and their brother's product now has Natural! Minerals!

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