condom

I watched The Reaping last night. 

I was left with some questions, questions which get to the heart of the movie (that’s B-speak for “spoilers ahead”).

1.  Is the house in The Reaping the same as the house in The Skeleton Key?

As most people already know, Senator Obama made this lovely statement in Pennsylvania:

My column is out for the week and it tells the story of when I was a young teenage condom pusher.

Enjoy the read.

Woman: “…and makes me horny”

Denny: “hello there”

Woman: “is he any good”

Shirley: “not bad, he’s a sprinter”

Woman: “how much notice do you need”

Denny: “Friday”

Denny (revealing multiple condom packages) “ready to serve AND protect.

Denny Crane.

In describing the "Office Space" exhibit at the New Art Center in Newtonville, Mass., Chris Bergeron poses the question, "If Dilbert shared an office cubicle with Yoko Ono, what curious ide

Rachel Warden blogs for choice and she gives us her reasons:

ESPN Page 2's Bill Simmons on the Chargers:

"And even though the coach of those teams is gone (Marty Schottenheimer), he was
replaced by Norv Turner, which was a little like replacing a broken condom with
a busted IUD."

They both got into USC

I think we’ve made it abundantly clear how we feel about USC here at Making It Rain.

But especially after they were knocked off of their ivory [bleep] pedestal in the largest point spread upset in the history of Division 1 football by the Mighty Mensans of Leland Stanford Junior University, I thought perhaps a graphic reminder was in order: