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Franklin , Tennessee - late one night , the bares came out to party. It turned into one ugly bare assed train. BVD saw it all. He goes to the eye doctor later today.

BVD : Oh man , I'll never be able to see again
Jerry : Just what exactly do you think you saw ?

A few of my friends have a long thread of emails going that was initiated by Clint Eastwood bitch slapping Spike Lee.  It has evolved into a discussion over the merits of each of their movies.  I’ve spent most of my time on the sidelines of this discussion; all I really needed to do was type in the word “Unforgiven” to get my point across.

I continue to receive emails about unreputable EBAY sellers and I will keep this list updated , so , if you buy from these people and get burned , remember , you should have stopped here first. People seem to think I know the good ones from the bad and the truth is , I don't know all of them.

I’m glad I didn’t then. 

And, not that I would ever call someone else’s cute little girl of, oh, about 7 or so a immensely annoying little brat, BUT…

The Immensely Annoying Little Brat who lives across and 2 houses up the street from us was literally BEGGING me to come over and apply duct tape to her sweet, adorable little mouth on Thursday evening.

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD slept thru this one - last night , Franklin residents felt their growth pains , ass transformers blew up , giving those outside , a fireworks spectacle. Several homes lost power , to ensure the lodge got theirs.

Wednesday morning it became evident that it was going to be one of THOSE days.

You know, one of those days when my inherited tendency to act like a MENTALLY DERANGED LUNATIC is blatantly obvious to anyone within a 32.7 mile radius.

It started this morning with a random email that came in to our home email account that said...

Dear xxxxxx,

It started this morning with a random email that came in to our home email account that said...

Dear xxxxxx,