rest assured that

Great.

Some moron has taken a wonderful opportunity for people experiencing homelessness to make a little extra money legally, legitimately and honestly and turned it into a ridiculous propaganda effort, exploiting the Homeless in the process while damaging the credibility of Street newspapers everywhere.

Eighteen months ago, with Hillary leading Obama by a wide margin and probably already having commissioned the initial design etching of her inaugural pantsuit, I wrote a column titled: “Hillary will be sunk by a vast left-wing conspiracy.”

The American Geophysical Union's latest position statement states that if global warming of "2 degrees Celsius warming" above the levels of the 19th century "is to be avoided, then our net annual emissions of carbon dioxide must be reduced by more than 50 percent within this century.”

"This was a triumph..." (Portal fans will get that)

Hi all, I'm still here and I know that at least some of you are out there checking, since the Statcounter keeps going up.

On this day of green, I give you the email found in my inbox this morning.

Subject : From:Miss Rosemary Kumudam
From:Miss Rosemary Kumudam
Abidjan Ivory Coast.

Good day Dearest One,

I’ve already cast my ballot.  I won’t say if I voted for the best man or the best woman, but rest assured that who I voted for was the best in my opinion.  It was a difficult decision.

I voted at City Hall.  There were four people ahead of me and four came in behind me.  Very short line.  I saw the lines are much longer on Old Nashville Highway at the church.  Be patient, though.  Get out and vote.

A bucktoothed, RINO, Clinton knock-off lays down a bassline with Chuck Norris and “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair as his backup singers and you cream your polyester Sunday dress slacks to beat Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John to the polling station to vote for him.

You are indeed dumber than I never gave you credit for.

Tomorrow morning, when yer trying to rassle the devil into submission (thanks to Nature Boy’s patented Figure Four Leg Lock), rest assured that there a

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