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Do a Great Haiku and Win a Half Million!

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I would not [bleep] you

you are my favorite turd.

But it will cost you.

 

If you live in outside Japan, are childish, and blind, there is no entry fee.

PLEASE Don’t Do That

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Man sues hospital, claiming assault, battery and false imprisonment after getting a rectal exam.

NEW YORK — A construction worker claimed in a lawsuit claiming that when he went to a hospital after being hit on the forehead by a falling wooden beam, emergency room staffers forcibly gave him a rectal examination.

Rectum-fied!

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Certain battle has been diverted......Apology and financial aid given for the fence gate debacle from the culprit.......everything has been rectum....ah, rectified. There will be no henge's stuffed up any ones butt by the folks at Martin's Bar-B-Que Joint.......but we still have an issue with them dropping product, i.e. meat that needs constant refrigeration in the the middle of lunch while we are at our busiest so there could be additional "colorful" stories to follow. We'll wait and see..

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