mabel

A few days ago, our niece and nephew, Rascal and Ralphie, came down for a quick visit.

Reports have come in that presidential candidate, Mabel, has been immersed in a political scandal of astronomical proportions.

A secret camera has found that Mabel and an unidentified female that we think might possibly be a communist participated in a **gasp** terrorist fist bump.

Eating the last of Vidalia onions for the year and they have made me a tasty mess.

This means my breath will never let another human being want to kiss me.

And, well, the dogs adore my skank breath.

Yet I feel free.

I can only give you things that make me laugh because I can’t write tonight as I’m stoned as a leprechaun on Acid at Yasgur’s farm . Now, I do not dig the company here but I do dig the video. Mabel likes it.

Mabel and Kenzo had a great week of camp, could just barely keep their eyes open through

It’s getting hot, campers, as evidence of Mabel’s tongue.

Dear Kenzo and Mabel,

Well...it's Thursday night. Hope you've had a good week at camp. Hope it's been life changing and a ton of fun and totally awesome.

See we wouldn't know...because you haven't called. Not even once.

Not that we've noticed that you have been gone approximately 84 hours without so much as a voicemail.

Awful quiet around the AtwoodZoo this week. Kenzo and Mabel are off to church camp.

So, according to Suzie, it's just "me and mommy and daddy."

I am just beginning to realize that it will most likely be "me and mommy and daddy" forever. Mabel and Kenzo will grow up and move on (cue the violins...) and Suzie will stay. Forever.