holster

Here's an old joke that many people don't get.

Just returned from the Smyrna Gun Show and spent to much of mine, and my brothers money.

I purchased a few hundred 12 gauge 00 shells in two ammo cans for my shotgun, and my brother purchased a Ruger P345 .45ACP semi-automatic, a rigid holster, and 100 rounds of Winchester White box for it. I am very proud to have helped him select his first handgun. That's what big brothers do.

Sheriff Itchy’s gun was out of its holster and pointed at Mr. Jesus (the action figure’s) head before the Neoprene Nazarene knew what happened.

You know those ugly belt holsters that dweebs wear to hold their cell phones? Did you know those are a feature of the Blackberry OS? I didn’t.

When you put a Blackberry into it’s holster it goes into a hibernate mode. That is kind of neat. However, the really cool part is that you can set your notification profiles for when the phone is in and out of the holster.

It is one of those elegant touches that is difficult to pull off unless you control both the hardware and

Megan attended the wedding of the year.