crap

Say Uncle on the Federal Reserve’s impending audit:

So, I had to go out to Donelson yesterday to be professionally developed, which actually turned out to be kind of interesting, though a little weirdly culty for my tastes. Anyway, I was sitting at a table with a very nice woman who had come in clear from Bowling Green, when we were joined by another woman, who was also very nice

But…

Well lemme tell ya.

It's SO bad, I read everything in my Reader (oh yes I did) and then kept going back yesterday over and over, looking to see if someone, anyone, had posted something new.

Are you not supposed to be able to crush ice in blenders? I always thought that was one of the great purposes of a blender, unless my margarita haze was blinding me to the fact that trying to blend drinks with ice caused broken blades and badly mixed drinks.

I’ve noticed more and more that I have to come home from visiting my family and wait for the Butcher to leave so that I can have a good cry and get on with my life.

I get tired.

You know, I'm really glad we have the technology in this world to develop shape shifting buildings like the one they are planning in Dubai, but if we are going spend a lot of time and money on this kind of crap, I'd much rather develop warp drive or teleportation technologies instead.

is a Blue Coast veggie burrito followed by a blueberry chocolate chip paleta. I’d be supremely relaxed right now if 1) I didn’t have so much crap to do, and 2) I hadn’t eaten quite so much of said food.

Sadly, there was no congratulatory e-mail in my inbox today telling me that I was the lucky winner of the contest for a Dyson DC25.

Often, when talking about Campfield, it’s hard for me to not be snarky because he just says stuff that is obviously untrue or proposes bills that are obviously crap that couldn’t withstand a court challenge or whatever and I find that insulting.