cause and effect

A Story in six sentences. See if you can figure out the inspiration for this story.

"cocoon of love"

"cocoon of love"

Don Williams spied what he believes to be a major admission by a member of the Bush Administration — that America became embroiled in a War in Afghanistan because of previous failures in U.S foreign policy:

As I am applying for "help" with my homelessness from different agencies, the process of application is becoming increasingly difficult. More and more details are being asked of me, of the issues that cause and effect my homelessness. Thinking over all my issues, and trying to describe them accurately is damn depressing.

According to the Nashville City Paper:

Public safety leaders told Mayor Karl Dean yesterday that potentially deep budget cuts could mean fewer police officers on the streets and slower ambulance response times.

One blogger questions chalking up a dearth of traffic deaths to the installation of red-light cameras:

In the Middle Ages, people used to blame plagues and crop failures on witches; now, many Americans blame everything from crime to unemployment on illegal aliens. Nashville’s own Rush-Limbaugh-Want-a-Be, Phil Valentine, makes the absurd assertion that the subprime mortgage crisis is a result of mortgage companies making mortgage loans to Illegal immigrants. (See:

From the Knoxville News Sentinel:

“We had two fatalities at camera intersections before the cameras were installed,” said Knoxville Police Department Capt. Gordon Catlett. “Since the cameras have been installed, we’ve had no fatalities at those intersections.”

What do you say? Is there a cause and effect here? Or is it a coinc

Because people simply cannot figure out the basic cause and effect phenomenon, we have two utterly moronic bills flopping around like dying fish in our legislature. The bill would ban pit bull dog ownership, period. Any dog deemed 50% or more pit bull would have to be relinquished by July 2008. And if you keep the dog, it is a misdemeanor.