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Forget what you know about bake sales -- the bake sale at the Julia Green School fall carnival is the big box store of bake sales.

Forget what you know about bake sales -- the bake sale at the Julia Green School fall carnival is the big box store of bake sales.

You have to give Sarah Palin props for either being really out of touch with the past 8 years, or just really good at bull[bleep]ting her way through the GOP talking points. According to the AP, she said "too often, the government gets in the way when innovators take on cancer or Parkinson's or Alzheimers."

Today I’m making a huge confession.  I’m embarrassed by this because I, of all people, know better. I’m cheating on my wife. I’m also cheating my boys.  And the worst thing is… it’s not the first time.

I moved out of my old apartment almost two years ago, but I’ve yet to bother getting a new driver’s license. It’s not that I haven’t thought about it, either. I simply haven’t gotten all the pieces together at the same time. Because the driver’s license office doesn’t accept credit/debit cards, I have to remember a checkbook.

Dear Mr. Snyder,

As a life-long Washington Redskins fan, I've watched some of the off-field moves you've made since acquiring the franchise. That's why I'm writing to you today.

My Mother-in-Law emailed me this morning, I thought it would be good to post a reminder of basic safety rules we should all be following no matter where you live.

Women’s Safety:

Here’s the text of an email I sent to the people at Walden’s Puddle, an organization that cares for and rehabilitates wild animals:

To Whom It May Concern,

When you're busy raising money and trying to make sure paychecks don't bounce, you don't have a lot of time to blog. So, you just repost worthwhile emails:

Dear Sam:

My, what long teeth you have.