jaws

In wading through one of the transcripts in the Pentagon’s document dump referenced here, I came across an intriguing passage.

Much like the insatiable Great White shark in Jaws 4, Atlanta survived an attack by a bloodthirsty and errant tornado that mistook the Georgia Dome for a double-wide trailer because of all the Alabama a

Ilissa Gold is calling on Democratic party fat

Actually the name of the bar is the NCAA tournament, and despite the oft-myopic ESPN-ian view that college basketball is only played on the east and west coasts of the round-ball nation, Tennessee, that is to say Tennessee, is going to send FIVE men’s teams to the NCAA tournament:

There is a significant difference between humans and dogs in their need for carbohydrates and in their ability to digest them. The digestive tract of a human is longer than that of a dog, and the formation of jaws and teeth is entirely different. A dog’s digestion starts in the stomach. Dogs’ teeth - all 42 of them - are built to tear flesh apart. Dogs gulp their food as fast as they can, which then reaches the stomach with no digestion having taken place.

It may seem obvious, but symbols are hugely important, and a young, inspiring, black anti-war President with the middle name Hussein sends one hell of a [bleep]ing message. It’s an olive branch to all the countries saner than ours who have watched with dropped jaws as the world’s greatest nation got hijacked by a corrupt, war-mongering, right-wing hillbilly half-wit, and then we re-elected him.

The idea of demonic, mean-assed frogs that ate dinosaurs tickles the crap out of me. I have no idea why but it does.

It was the biggest, baddest, meanest froggy ever to have hopped on Earth.

When I swim in a lake, I have to admit that the thought occurs to me that a fish might bite me. Jumping into green water where I can’t see more than a inch below the surface just puts the thought in my mind that there might be some huge catfish that doesn’t know not to eat humans.

Ocean? Forget it. I used to swim, but now I wade. The movie Jaws had nothing to do with it.  The fact that my daughter got stung by a ray had nothing to do with it. I just decided my time was com

One Florida lawmaker has a potential solution (and rather cost-effective one at that) to the current problem regarding the lack of delegates for the Sunshine State:

Now Florida's House Democratic Leader Dan Gelber has suggested on a blog on his website that the state could instead vote again by mail so that millions there could have a say after all.