skirt

I'm going out to see Sex and the City tonight with the super awesome and expertly coiffed Blonde Mom! So I've been remembering...
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A-mazing. Honestly, I should probably be pretty irked about this morning, but in the end, it was a relief. It wasn't even a school I'd applied to--I'd just applied to the system, and that's how they got my information.

Dear Husbands Everywhere:

I was thinking how much guys would love a world in which they could walk right up to a woman, lift her skirt, and feel her butt. Just whenever the mood took them. Niiice, right?

I saw the Shopper so I know what next Monday's Sentinel will look like. While the size is OK for a weekly, I dread having that small of a daily, along with no longer getting a TV guide. I wonder if newspapers are really in such dire shape or if the shrinking is just about more profits at the top. I notice the 10lb magazine skirt! put out by Scripps seems to be doing well. I like skirt!

There are two words I need to hear from you if we’re going to be close friends.  I’ll love you and even like you if I don’t hear these two words, but, I’ll admit, I won’t feel all that loved.  I need to hear “sorry” and “thanks.”

I have Bigfoot, Zombies and other weird useless monsters to be enamored with.
Now I have a new one, for me at least.
Looks all fake but I’m in.
I introduce the Flatwoods Monster
It apparently made people sick and is an alien.

Love it.
It has a skirt.
Heh.

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Sooooo, I’ll just say it, I’m an idiot. 

I’m reading an email from a friend and she’s telling me about the lunch she just had at Taco Bell (yes, we have the most interesting conversations of ALL time, don’t hate) and it’s making me hungry.  It is quite easy to make me hungry these days, just mention the word “Kroger” and watch my reaction.