minion

I was walking to work this morning, and had almost reached my destination, when it happened.

A bird shat on me.

Birds are merry, and therefore I harbor no ill-will towards them. I make a point of not running over them when they are in the path of my car. I thought I was simpatico with the birds.

Then this one effing bird shat on me.

Did you ever see a TV show so bad that you thought, “Who in the world is stupid enough to watch this [bleep]?” 

I feel that way about Paranormal State and yet, I must tell you, America, it’s me.  I’m watching it.

I don’t know why.

It’s terrible.  I mean, really, terrible. 

If you have a problem with ghosts in your house, you would literally be better off to do exactly the opposite of everything they do on that show

A rival campaign minion on Fred Thompson’s withdrawal:

One of my guys on another campaign, on Thompson’s way of doing things: “Strange getting in, strange getting out.”