mountain dew

I was at the store late last night and needing a cold drink, and there was no orange soda in the refrigerated soda case, so I was looking around and noticed something I had never seen or heard of - the new Mountain Dew Revolution, with wild berry flavor and ginseng.  It’s blue, which is usually a tipoff that it’s either really bad or really good.

No I'm not working out, though I probably could use that too. Baby steps!

I've recently cut or reduced some bad things from my life.

Caffeine. I must admit that this is something I yo-yo on a bit. I love the punch, but I don't like getting headaches when I don't get my fix. Of course there is a Mountain Dew in front of me now, but I'm still cutting way back. One caffeinated beverage per

Cartoonist Kenny Be at the Denver Westword alt-weekly writes:

How do you tell your loved ones that they are staying at a cheap motel in a bad part of town?
Say it with a card!

It’s like a fraternity.  Only smaller.

1.) Steven will be hanging out with me on a regular basis.  For a while anyway.  You could call our hanging out times “meetings”, though my rider calls them “events” and I call them “gigs.”

I can’t help but be somewhat pleased about stories regarding moonshiners in this day and age. I have no idea why it engages me but there is something very oddly comforting and giddily rebellious about a modern day man making “mountain dew.”
And his name is Popcorn. (There is a guy named Popcorn here, incidentally, but [...]

There are people in the world that have the ability to submit the universe into giving them what they want when they want it. There are others that must work hard, be punished, be rewarded, and taught a lesson. I am one of the latter.

It's nearly midnight and I'm thirsty... Mountain Dew it is...