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Do Me a Flavor

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Posted on April 24, 2008 - 3:50pm at Nashville Scene - Bites
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I must have been blinded by hunger while shopping for groceries today, because I mistakenly picked up a bag of cherry-flavored Craisins in lieu of the regular dried cranberries.

Why are so many people thinking about my colon?

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Posted on April 23, 2008 - 9:51pm at KnoxVIews
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I've noticed lately that I'm getting a bunch of e-mails trying to sell me things to clean out my colon, complete with disgusting color photos of what appear to be 5-foot turds. They're peddling yogurts with "fiber" in them, too. Who wants laxative in their yogurt?

But today's e-mail took the cake, so to speak.

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I Resemble This Phone.

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Posted on April 2, 2008 - 4:03pm at Going Like Sixty
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Overweight and out-of-style.
It’s the newest incarnation of a geezer phone to compete with the Jitterbug.

Trying to Overcome Bloggers Block

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Posted on March 17, 2008 - 2:01pm at Jackson Miller
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Man. jaxn.org has been stopped up worse than an AARP Founders Day without prune juice punch. Sometimes you just gotta get things flowing anyway you can. The only way I am able to do this sometimes is with a little verbal diarrhea. Think of this as a laxative post if you will. Hopefully it wasn’t too [bleep]ty.

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